Friday, May 17, 1974

Calling all Anti Christs

Currently seeking:

Seeking any and all Anti Christs for harvest rally 

Must be at least 50% human.

Tuesday, January 8, 1974

Yes you're in the right place

Currently seeking:

a great quantity of Vanadium ball bearings 

If you have access to any, leave the comment "Vanadium" in the comments section of this page and we'll be in touch.

Sunday, December 9, 1973

Electrical current rope

Currently seeking:

100 meters of lightning grade electricity, 5cm width

Will trade for lava.

Monday, September 10, 1973

Stratospheric Weapons

Currently seeking:

Arsenal of air-based shooting devices.

No bullets or gunpowder. Will pay in dark matter