Hiring Crones

Currently seeking:

Half a dozen shape-shift-positive Crones for remote work. Make new friends, travel the Omniverse 

Soporifics provided.

Umbra trainer

ISO:

Shade tenders and trainers. Must have experience with newborns as well as tweenies 

Compensation package includes mental health therapy

Grand Inquisitor sought

Currently seeking:

Thorough Inquisitor needed for troop of Brownies gone wild in lower west galactic cluster 

Residency in Spain preferred.

Satellite network

ISO:

Network of at least 6 satellites for coordinated use

Must speak binary. 

Aetherean Ink needed

ISO:

A large batch of Aetherean Ink

100 proof preferred.

Demi-god, steady work

ISO:

A demi-god to work an unstable sector

Must have experiences with monsters.

No time to waste

ISO:

Dark Aetherean healing for quantum cell displacement

Money is no object. Time is everything.

Needed - will pay top dollar

Currently seeking:

Black hole seeds

No questions asked.

Information sought

Seeking any and all information on a 

TIME MACHINE 

purported to have been successfully used at the ocademy,

Payment in IncoCrypto based on quality of information.

Comment with the words TIME MACHINE and we'll contact you

Abort! Abort!

All XQ operatives at the Ocademy are ordered to return to base immediately. 

Our campus takeover forces are in retreat. 

Leave now or risk being apprehended and questioned. And maybe tortured.

Quantum Tech

Seeking QUANTUM tech of all types. 

Volatility not an issue. Payment available in Incognito Crypto.

If you have a lead on something, leave the word "Quantum" in the comments and we'll be in contact